Living the Fangtastic Life: A Husband’s Tale of Vampire Wives

Dinner at my house isn’t your average candlelight affair. Think more along the lines of imported blood, strategically placed UV filters, and the delicate negotiation of what qualifies as “day-appropriate attire.” When I uttered the words “I do,” I envisioned a future filled with love, laughter, and the occasional squabble over whose turn it was…