Chief Wiggum: Springfield’s Lovable Lawman (and Accidental Disaster)

“Alright, Simpson, I want you to think about this carefully. What’s more important: preserving your anonymity, or quenching my lust for *carnal knowledge*?” That, in a nutshell, encapsulates Chief Wiggum: the Chief of Police of Springfield, and arguably one of the most beloved, yet demonstrably incompetent, characters to grace the screen in *The Simpsons*. He’s…